Salad Becomes Her

I admit I've lost a bit of the wind in my sails this week. Eva's not called for duty, and payday's tomorrow. So, I humbly offer the details of my ho-hum salad for today, along with a scandalous confession that under peer pressure yesterday I went out to lunch (okay) and spent $13 (oh well) on grilled cheese (ouch!) Mediocre grilled cheese at that. With above average tator tots, for sure, but for $13 I could have made grilled Midnight Moon cheese (look it up) and tator tots studded with black truffles. At least the company was entertaining.

Salad. (What more can I say?)
1/2 C grape tomatoes: $.40
1/2 Florida avocado: $.40 (tasty, even though I was warned otherwise)
1/3 Zucchini: $.25
Not enough mesclun greens to even register on the scale: $.10
Grana Padano Cheese: $1
TOTAL: $2.15

If it looks like I couldn't possibly have taken this photo at work given the china, it's true. This salad is also what I had for dinner last night.
And it's sideways. Hmmm. Whatever.

I'm gonna need some guest stars pronto fo' shizzle snizzles.

-P